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05\/20\/2021 - Video shows 11-year-old girl fighting off abductor\ud83d\ude31<\/a><\/div>
05\/19\/2021 - Lawmaker charged with battery after bizarre substitute teaching incident\ud83d\ude21<\/a><\/div>
05\/18\/2021 - Martha Stewart iconically corrects "fake news" story about peacocks\ud83e\udd9a<\/a><\/div>
05\/17\/2021 - Mom tries to exorcise 'spirits' from gay daughter's room\u00a0\ud83d\ude12<\/a><\/div>
05\/16\/2021 - Giuliani's son tells Russian TV that Americans don't want to live here anymore\ud83e\udd14<\/a><\/div>
05\/14\/2021 - Fox News blames Chick-Fil-A sauce shortage on Joe Biden \ud83c\udf57<\/a><\/div>
05\/13\/2021 - Carole Baskin blames Ted Cruz for escaped tiger debacle \ud83d\udc2f<\/a><\/div>
05\/12\/2021 - Does the NY Post know what Leo DiCaprio looks like?\ud83e\udd14<\/a><\/div>
05\/11\/2021 - Megan Rapinoe gives Caitlyn Jenner blunt reality check\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f<\/a><\/div>
05\/10\/2021 - Republican representative likens GOP to the "the Titanic" \ud83e\udd2d<\/a><\/div><\/div>");